*waves weakly* Hi, anyone remember me?

[Pureauthor]

'Tis been a long time, forum faithfuls. I dunno how this forum's been doing since I took an short *cough* sabbatical, but I can't seem to find any mention of Vagrant's, Sumiyoshi's, or Rowan's work.

That's probably not good.

So... in case any of you happened to miss out on this particular fact, my work has disappeared into the Great Dark Beyond as well. And, I, being who I am, have decided to start anew with another project.

I don't really feel like juggling two stories at a time. In addition to other projects (shameless plug warning) on FanFiction.Net, and my pathetic attempts at having a 'life', I've been rather busy, to say the least.

So! I've decided to pop in some ideas, and let the forum decide which one I'll write. (And if the forum decides to remain apathetic about this, I'll just choose one at my own discretion)

Choice 1: A Wacraft III parody. Again. Except this time, I plan on making it in prose form. You know, paragraphs, long descriptions, the works.

Choice 2: Tales from Carl's Tavern. It'll be a whole lot better this time round. I promise.

Choice 3: A serious (gasp!) fic about a band of adventurers journeying the world, and learning about friendship. Not really as cliched as it sounds (I hope)

Choice 4: A novelisation. (shudders) This will cover the entire campaigns of both games, but it'll take me an insanely long time to complete.

Choice 5: A diary of a particular Warcraft III character. (No, I'm not telling who it is to you.) Meant to be humourous, I suppose.

Choice 6: An epic adventure involving select people from the forum, ala Journey to the Twisting Nether. (No, you don't get to choose who goes this time. Ha-HA!) I'm slightly doubtful on this one.

Name your poison, as Carl would say.

This is Pureauthor, checking out.

[A-Thousand-Lies]

5 or 6. If it doesn't involve me, then 5. If it does, then 6.

[rålfwårg]

Just repost your old parody- it might not have been as complete as Rowans but it was still rather funny.

[Inquisistor7]

Well, 6 sounds best to me (and the relatively low number of active people on this forum increases my chances...).

[A-Thousand-Lies]

EDIT: Considering five is supposed to be humorous, I now suggest 6.

[Flak]

Yeah, I remember you.

Go for 6.

[innerfire34]

1,5,6 stupid not long enuff, and ye ai remember you, well im still a jackass.

[AlarStormBringer]

2, 4, 5, and 6.

.. Or 6 and 3.

... Definatley 6. Six should be one of them. And Carl's Tavern. So 6 and 2. Yeah.

Good to see you back Purey.

[Silencers]

Oh dude, where have you been!?

2 or 6. I relly wanna know what happened to the story and how you and Carl escaped Northrend.

But 6 is definitely a more refresing and craetive approach to fanfic attempts, lol.

[Canadian Tire Money]

"when life gives you 6 choices, pick the 7th"
-no one in particular

humour is always the most interesting.

[Pretzel]

Hey purauthor. Were you the one who posted "undead follies?" I know I read it, but I couldnt remember who wrote it.

[Pureauthor]

Undead follies? 'Less my mind fail me, that belonged to ol' KCG.

I was the writer of Carl's Tavern and and Borecraft.

[SnapSlav]

I rather liked Borecraft, and Carl's Tavern was just f*cking histarical! As such, I vote 2! 6 has been done, even though I never read it...