Warpblade
27-11-04, 09:39 PM
Azerothian females are nothing but peculiar. For one, they have a penchant for wearing what would be... *ahem* horribly uncomfortable chain mail bikinis, that serve little to no purpose in war because of the little/no protection that it offers.
That is another unusual facet. Females in Azeroth are just as common in war as the males. And whereas the males boast rippling muscles to carry their plate armor and broadswords, these females are able to do the same with markedly lower muscle mass. The only possible solution for this is a very athletic body, yet the contradiction lies in the voluptuous breasts that these women sport.
The Amazons, famous warrior women of legend on Earth were said to cut off a breast - the right one, to be specific - to allow for the drawing of bow strings.
The best comparison present on Azeroth is the Night-Elf culture. The Amazonian self-mutilation does not exist in this society of warrior women. Granted, the night elves are a mysterious and mystical race - perhaps there is an auto-reduction spell that allows the renowned archers to actually use their bows?
The customary clothing for women in Azeroth includes a very low neckline, and any manner of dresses or loincloths. Modesty is a rarity, it seems, and only with those greatly concerned by armor protection will be covered. It is noted that most males in Azeroth hold no objection to this style of clothing.
Why are the females of Azeroth so strange, both anotomically and practically? Research brings no viable solutions, although one strong hypothesis is the hyperactive libidos of thirteen year old males, or older but desperate males, many of which are thought to be socially inept.
Warpblade is a researcher at OMGWTFBBQ Labs.
That is another unusual facet. Females in Azeroth are just as common in war as the males. And whereas the males boast rippling muscles to carry their plate armor and broadswords, these females are able to do the same with markedly lower muscle mass. The only possible solution for this is a very athletic body, yet the contradiction lies in the voluptuous breasts that these women sport.
The Amazons, famous warrior women of legend on Earth were said to cut off a breast - the right one, to be specific - to allow for the drawing of bow strings.
The best comparison present on Azeroth is the Night-Elf culture. The Amazonian self-mutilation does not exist in this society of warrior women. Granted, the night elves are a mysterious and mystical race - perhaps there is an auto-reduction spell that allows the renowned archers to actually use their bows?
The customary clothing for women in Azeroth includes a very low neckline, and any manner of dresses or loincloths. Modesty is a rarity, it seems, and only with those greatly concerned by armor protection will be covered. It is noted that most males in Azeroth hold no objection to this style of clothing.
Why are the females of Azeroth so strange, both anotomically and practically? Research brings no viable solutions, although one strong hypothesis is the hyperactive libidos of thirteen year old males, or older but desperate males, many of which are thought to be socially inept.
Warpblade is a researcher at OMGWTFBBQ Labs.