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innerfire34
02-11-04, 04:13 PM
Bandit rogue, call me what you want,
I don't care about any taunt,
I'm a wise old one you see,
Slaying me would set many hearts with glee,
Fighting does absoloutely nothing to me,
only this amulet around my neck,
can save thee,
Alas i have tricked,
You small brained fool,
You will permanently slumber,
In your own in your own blood pool,
Shall i bury you with honor?,
Or shall i reincarnate,
It is my choice to decide Your dead bodies fate,
At any rate,
I cannot afford to lose any more time,
As you see you attacked this small amulet not me,
a fool you are yes indeed,
Maybe to the wolves i will put your body to feed,
Or maybe you shall fertilize this small seed,
This one small deed,
may sound cruel,
but YOU were the stupid fool.

Heh my first poem what do ya think?
SuRReAL OrC
02-11-04, 05:03 PM
Bad grammar. Not cool. :y-thumbsd
Flak
02-11-04, 05:11 PM
Bad grammar, bad spelling, bad rhythm, bad meter...tsk tsk. Bad poem. Boo :y-thumbsd
SuRReAL OrC
02-11-04, 05:13 PM
I'll make a meter:

:y-thumbsu :0

:y-thumbsd :2

I'll update it with more posts.
Flak
02-11-04, 05:32 PM
:y-thumbsu :0

:y-thumbsd :5

Because two doesn't show just how bad this is.
Kage no Musuko
02-11-04, 06:12 PM
:y-thumbsu = 0
:y-thumbsd = 0

My thumbs feel it is a waste of their time to grade such ramblings
BraveLiver
03-11-04, 02:23 AM
As the King of Rome looked upon the Gladiators, he made but one movement... :y-thumbsd

And so the Gladiator on his knees felt the terrible brunt of death. Which is okay, because he sucked.
Flak
03-11-04, 12:53 PM
As the King of Rome looked upon the Gladiators, he made but one movement... :y-thumbsd

And so the Gladiator on his knees felt the terrible brunt of death. Which is okay, because he sucked.

The emperor. The Colloseum was made shortly (one or two kings, I believe) before the Emperors, and the gladiators came along after Rome became an Empire.
BraveLiver
03-11-04, 01:18 PM
You know what I mean... but apparently I didn't. :lol:
Flak
03-11-04, 01:46 PM
Eh, I know entirely too much for my own good. My 9th grade councilor called me a smartass, after all.
BraveLiver
04-11-04, 02:07 AM
Same, I schooled my Gr11 math teacher by knowing more digits of pi than her. She rounded her last one. She said 17 after the decimal, while I went a full 26. :bigclap:
SuRReAL OrC
04-11-04, 05:43 AM
Same, I schooled my Gr11 math teacher by knowing more digits of pi than her. She rounded her last one. She said 17 after the decimal, while I went a full 26. :bigclap:

That's just sick. :lol: