King Opple

[Bullroarer]

Opple de Wopple Bumble was a pandaren king
But he was not so smart in a buisness thing
So he asked his son for a piece advice
But the son said he had to pay a price
The king paid and asked once more
His son to told him to ask the boar
He asked the boar for som advice
But the boar told him to pay a price
The king paid the boar in gold
"Go find an orc." The little boar told
King Opple asked the orc for advice
But the orc told him to pay a price
The king paid the orc in gem stone
The orc said, "Go ask a goblin for a loan."
The king asked the goblin for some advice
So the goblin told him to pay a price
The king found his money gone
He did not know what was going on
The king lost his crown and his throne
He had nothing left for him to own
So when you ask some one for advice
Make sure they do not tell you to pay a price.

[BraveLiver]

I don't like this one as much as you others... it seems so much less serious, like a children's tale.

[FanMan]

Is that so bad? I liked it myself, for what it was.