This or that... AGAIN!

[Dragolas77]

Alright, this or that, you know the drill

Wolfenstein or Doom?

[disjuku]

Doom! wolfenstine was teh boring.

[Dragolas77]

Alrighty then...

Quality or Quantity?

[disjuku]

oops, I forgot teh next one :x

Quantity - ie. Lots of whores rather than one good root, that way I wont have any commitments!

erhm

Anicat or Drogolas77's avatar?

[lordshadowbane]

Anicat
Dragolas as mod or Surreal

[Dragolas77]

Argh, idk if i could handle it, but then again, surreal as mod might open up a 'L33T forum'... I'll take the wussy way and say me... :D

Chocolate chip cookies or Brownies?

[a thing]

c00kiez

cheese or chocolate?

[Dragolas77]

Cheese feels cooler, but chocolate is SOOOO good... :D Chocolate, because i have cheese alot anyways, and american chocolate still tastes good...

I hate to keep asking this but...

Limitless transformation abilities or Limitless teleportation/invisibility abilities

[lordshadowbane]

Transformation

Frozen or Burnt?

[BraveLiver]

Frozen...you come back to life if done right


hairy or shaven?

[Gleban]

Shaven..with a little hair on top.

Kerosene or Aviation Benzine(to drink of course)?

[disjuku]

Kerosene

After drinking that - matches or a medic?

[Gleban]

Matches, then medic.

Cat or Dog?

[Dragolas77]

Dogs, just because they piss off my sister :D

Being killed aware or unaware?

[Dragolas77]

Spirit, sounds... more natural...

Outhouse or toilet?

[SuRReAL OrC]

Toilet

:bigclap: or :scared:?

And Dragolas, if I was a mod I'd shape up, because I would be expected to. But I'm not so......omfg j00 h4xx0rz0rz | pwn j00 cuz im 73h r0xx0rz0rz!

[Dragolas77]

:bigclap:

Ok, i won't say 'can't you take a joke???' because only morons say that, so i'll settle with, you'd be a better mod than me, and i only said that to bring pleasure into my meaningless life...

Having 50% of the forums always talk L33T, or having dechei learn L33t?

[SuRReAL OrC]

dechei, he'd get banned. You can ban 50% of the forums, but then they die

:y-idea: or :y-wink3:

[innerfire34]

:y-wink3:

1 kn0|/|/ 1337 1317C|-|

G0000 1337!!!!!!!!1!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!111!!11!!!11!!uno!! !!!11!!1!!1!!1!

Anal sex with the opposite sex or Nekkid no condom sex with the oppostie sex?

[Kage no Musuko]

Your immaturity astounds me, Dechei. And if you do just speak in Leet or whatever that damn language is, I am afraid you will have to be taken out of your home and eviscerated slowly by Russian agents with rusty scalpels or something.

But so as to stay with the flow of the thread, the latter. Anal is disrespecful and disgusting in my eye.

Evisceration or blunt trauma?

[innerfire34]

EVERYONE Dechei is dead never speak that name again.

[flaming lama]

EVERYONE Dechei is dead never speak that name again.

you will ALWAYS be dechei to us you little ******

oh yea, evica.... cutting, i hate the sound of my own bones crunching, especially ma head.

got a wierd one..

:y-drink: beer or honour

[Kage no Musuko]

Honor. First of all, I can't drink, and second, I don't think I'll ever want to (borderine alcoholism runs on the paternal side of my family, and I've seen my dad when he's drunk. It's scary, he gets really angry at little things, goes to bed at like 6:00 P.M., eats our lunches for school and work from the fridge and then doesn't remember anything the next morning).

And evisceration isn't cutting. Its the removal of entrails. It doesn't really matter, though.

Brawn or Brains?

[Gleban]

Your ***.

Both.

BMW or Mercedes Benz?

[varulf]

bmw, or mercedes benz.

The gift of ignorance or the curse of wisdom?

[innerfire34]

ignorance

damnit that words nawt lawng enuff

[innerfire34]

being innerfire34 or dechei (neither is not an answer)

[flaming lama]

being innerfire34 or dechei (neither is not an answer)

dechei, so we dont have to revise that txt file of the people we hate that we all keep on our desktops. :y-annoyed

school or work?

[varulf]

school.

Be paralyzed from below the waist or having Alien hand syndrome?

[disjuku]

dunno what the seccond oen is, but it sounds fun! so eyah, taht one...

Being thrown in a womens or mans prisson?

[KaySeaGee]

It is times like these I ask "What would Diskordjah do?" And he would say woman's prison, so I do as well.

menstrating in your bed, or peeing in your bed?

[PLH]

peeing, because that's my fetish

urine humour or poopy humour?

[varulf]

dunno what the seccond oen is, but it sounds fun! so eyah, taht one...

Being thrown in a womens or mans prisson?
http://www.hippy.freeserve.co.uk/aliensyn.htm

poopy humour.

XXX or xXx? (The first being porn, the second one being an action movie with Vin Diesel)

[Gleban]

I'd mix them. o.O

Yesterday or The Yellow Submarine?

[disjuku]

Yesterday.

That way, I can enjoy yesterday and when today comes along again, I can pick yesterday again, that way, I will be able to enjoy that for a few years, during which time I can learn pretty much everything I want, try lots of things, get in lots of trouble etc, AND at the end I can get myself a sub!

what I just said or a more sane answe4r? (ie. yesterday)

[lordshadowbane]

Whuts u just said

Never existing or alive?

[innerfire34]

Never existing.


XXX or hot lesbian XXX

[lordshadowbane]

Yes I would like it too if you never existed.
XXX cuz Im strait.

WOW or a WCIV?

[innerfire34]

WCIV i can't afford WOW



Buttered toast or toast?

[varulf]

Buttered toast.
Toast is just not complete without butter.

Breaking every bone in your body (and surviving) or watching all episodes of "the bald and the beatiful" in a row?

[innerfire34]

broken bones.



Barfights or streetfights?

[varulf]

barfights! alcohol, chairs and broken glass always makes fights more interesting.

daylight or darkness?

[disjuku]

darkness.

poos or wees? XD

[innerfire34]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEES

(see im saying this like when you go around really fats "WEEEEEEEEEEE" get it get it? no? DAMN)


This or that or redo OR Corrupt a wish?

[Gleban]

This or that.

Strawberry flavored condom or banana?

P.S. Disjuku those two are songs, you know that right?

[varulf]

Edit: banana

Lots of money or a hot girl that loves you

[Gleban]

The hot girl, if she gets an attitude, you can use her as a prostitute. :)

THIS OR THAT?!

[innerfire34]

ummm i pick... OR (Oregon my home state :y-square: )

Bawitaba or Too Damn Good (neither is not an answer)

[RagnaViper]

too friggin good

BFG 9000* or Fusion Rocket Launcher (Red Faction)

*OMG U BETTER KNOW THAT'S DOOM U PRICK!

[innerfire34]

Fusion rocket launcher= PWNTAGE that thing would blow holes bigger than KCG's ego.

Rocket launcher (red faction) or that one thing with the big shiny beam that gives you intsa kill (red faction)

[Gleban]

None, they both suck. The Rocket Launcher from UT 2000 is the shiet. I mean you can even track that thing where its going in FP view.

Spam or No Spam?

[lordshadowbane]

No spam
Intelligence or Strength?

[g00d4n0thing]

Intelligence, that way you'll be smart enough to work out and get muscles and have strength AND intelligence.

Flu or ear infection?

[Kage no Musuko]

Flu. Last time I had an ear infection, it didn't get me out of school, but the Flu will for a week or so.

Bush or Kerry?

[g00d4n0thing]

Oh good lord....Kerry, I suppose, but I want Nader!

(I'd take flu cuz i can't stand ear infections...)

[Gleban]

Bitch or Hoe?

[Kage no Musuko]

The hoe. Such a handy gardening tool.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

[g00d4n0thing]

Star Wars

Unicycle or pogo-stick to work?

[BraveLiver]

Pogo Stick

Live as a slave or die free?

[varulf]

Intelligence, that way you'll be smart enough to work out and get muscles and have strength AND intelligence.

EEEEEEEE wrong. Intelligence don't make you smart enough to work out. To fo that, you need will power. Anyone who can use their brains knows that working out is good for you, still most of them lack the will.

Live as a slave or die free?
Depends on the way you die. If I go down fightin', then sure. If I like trip over a cat and land on a train track then no way. It all depends on the way you die.

1337-sp33k or danish?

[disjuku]

whats wrong with the cat thing? at least you hurt a cat on the way out :D... hmm

1337 5p33k

unforumer or dechei?

[BraveLiver]

unforumer by a longshot... I like unforumer...yeah.

spammer, or advertiser?

[Raistlin Majere]

advertiser, I can always go on the "do not call" list.

voices in head or hallucinations?

[disjuku]

unforumer by a longshot... I like unforumer...yeah.

spammer, or advertiser?
unforumer is teh 1337

The voices tell me to kill people, the hallucinations are of people I've already killed...
Lets add to the collection - the voices! :D

bob or bill?

[Gleban]

Bill(assuming its $100).

Sadam or Bin Laden?

[disjuku]

Bin Laden
-he still has a bounty on his head doesn't he?

Getting ***** by an attractive guy or a **** ugly women?

[Gleban]

Woman. I ain't ***.

Circumsized or not?

EDIT: I see you changed your avatar? :bigclap:

[disjuku]

Yeah, now I have to make those other ones better before I use them :/

not - Its a part of me, and esp. down there, it stays!

***** by an ogre or a peon? XD

[g00d4n0thing]

Ogre, hopefully I could confuse it into screwing itself.

Hamburger or hot dog?

[innerfire34]

Hamburgah

Kid Rock Or New Kid Rock

[Gleban]

Both suck.

Left or Right?

[Kage no Musuko]

Right hand, Left Wing. I hate conservatives.

Coke or Pepsi?

[Gleban]

Both are bad, but if I had to pick, Coke.

AK-47 or M4A1?

[Kage no Musuko]

The AK47, it looks cooler.

School or Work?

[disjuku]

school, works harder and boooooring.

sharp knife or blunt knife?

[Raistlin Majere]

Blunt, it means a slower death.

Apache helicopter or a A-10 Warthog?

[Dragolas77]

Fusion rocket launcher= PWNTAGE that thing would blow holes bigger than KCG's ego.

Rocket launcher (red faction) or that one thing with the big shiny beam that gives you intsa kill (red faction)

First of all, if you picked the fusion rocket launcher over the BFG, you need to think about playing FPS games without cheats... -_- Fusion sucks compared to BFG...

Apache, flies :D

BFG or plasma rifle?

[disjuku]

plasma rifle. And about the rocket - I would have chosen that too, much more fun to use than the BFG, esp. in multiplyer :D

chainsaw or beserk? >:D

[SuRReAL OrC]

Berserk

Be banned for life on the forums, or crap your pants in the foyer of Trump Tower?

[Dragolas77]

If i was with alot of people or someone who i respect and will see again, trump tower, if i had never been to the forums before, i'll take that one...

Back on topic about Doom and rf pwning all FPS games... :D

Shotgun or double barrel? (I hate the huge spread on double barrel, makes it worthless at long range...)

[Gleban]

EDIT: The foo known as Surreal Orc beat me to posting.

To SO: Dog's tail.

[SuRReAL OrC]

Double-barrel, for that crazed old farmer feel.


Be really stupid or have a dog's tail instead of a nose?

[Dragolas77]

Stupidity, all the way. They have an easier outlook on life, they are happy easier than others, and they don't worry about things that don't affect them, unlike me... >_<

Shotgun or chaingun?

[innerfire34]

Shotgun, *goes out into public closes eyes and starts shooting* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[SuRReAL OrC]

Right........:y-mm:

Trampled by an elephant or gored by a rhino?

[Dragolas77]

Trampled

Magnums or Uzis? (no, i'm having trouble deciding for an RPG...)

[Raistlin Majere]

"Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"


M-16 or AK-47?

[Dragolas77]

In metal gear, the AK-47 looks like crap...

M-16

:D or XD

[Gleban]

:D but : ) pwnz all.

Guitar or Saxophone?

[lordshadowbane]

guitar
pessimistic or optimistic?

[Gleban]

I can't really classify my self as either but I'll say optimistic.

Small anekdote: Pessimist learns the language of Chinese, optimist the language of English, realist learns the language of the AK-47.

Getting kicked in the balls or hit in the face with a bat?

[Kage no Musuko]

Getting smashed with the bat, so long as it knocks you out and doesn't kill you. Getting hit in the nuts just sucks, and the pain is drawn out over a long period of time.

Going to the fiery depiction of hell or living forever in a land of bad techno and pop songs filled with pictures of your grandparents performing the horizontal mattress shuffle.

[disjuku]

hell.

Hell pwnz0rs

BIG or small?

[Gleban]

BIG.

Amerika or Europe?

[Dragolas77]

Europe

Being an unbelievably extremist christian or an asshole?

(unbelievably extremist like knocking books out of people's hands involving magic and placing a bible in there, or wearing a cross and trying to force other people into religion... like, too extreme to think of... or like christian zealot...)

[Gleban]

An Asshole. :P

Whiskey or Vodka?

[Dragolas77]

Whiskey

Americana or Smash? (offspring albums...)

[RagnaViper]

Amerikana owns.

Cold hard cash or hoardes of orcish warriors at your every beck and call.

[Dragolas77]

Orcish warriors. Who wants cash that's frozen solid?

Americana (the song) or why don't you get a job? (not an insult, a song... nevermind, just answer...)

[RagnaViper]

Why don't you get a job (seriously :lol: )

Bulls on Parade or Killing in the Name (RATM)

[Dragolas77]

This may seem like an insult, but i haven't heard of either of those songs... Bulls on parade, cause it would be funny to see IRL...

Perfect dark or Goldeneye? (improved or original, basically)

[RagnaViper]

You're probably into punk rock then. Whatev. My cousin is too.

Goldeneye. Too much fun.

Shoes with grease on em or shorts with spit on them?

[Dragolas77]

Greased shoes. No doubt. Easy to put on as well :D

Speed or strength?

[RagnaViper]

Speed. Can steal wallets faster and stab faster.

Wait did I say that out loud... oh sh-

Caught myself... OK...

Boots of Speed or Carsomyr+6?

[Gleban]

Boots of Speed, I like to run.

Money or Friends?

[disjuku]

Friends, better all round

Me or you?

[SuRReAL OrC]

Me

Suck or blow?

[Kage no Musuko]

Bluck.

Health or wealth (hey, it rhymed)?

[SuRReAL OrC]

Health

m117s0rs or w007z0rz?

[Kage no Musuko]

m117s0rs, though I don't know what the hell either meant.

Death by thirst or starvation?

[SuRReAL OrC]

Ooooo........ummmmm.........thirst.

Ooch! or Argh! ?

[Kage no Musuko]

Argh! Ooch sounds bad.

Eternal life or staying youthful throughout a normal lifespan?

[SuRReAL OrC]

Youthful during full life, the first one would suck...... :y-thumbsd


Lose your computer or your nose?

[Gleban]

My computer..

Trick-or-treating yourself or stealing candy from little kids?

[varulf]

Trick-or-treating yourself
lol that sounded fun

so i'll go with that.


Good looks or Personality?

[EmBaLm3d cha0s]

Good looks!!

spam or 1337 ?

[disjuku]

5p@//\\//\\

:D

Fighter jet or apachee?

[EmBaLm3d cha0s]

apachee

mods or us prez?

[SuRReAL OrC]

mods, bigtime!

France or Germany?

[I_r_smrt]

Germany.

No hands or no feet?

[SuRReAL OrC]

Feet, because I paint.

:y-sunny: or :y-curtain?

[disjuku]

the second one because its WTF OMFG TEH W00t!.


A successfull stunt or one which goes horribly wrong?

[SuRReAL OrC]

Horribly wrong, 'cause then I can freak people out with my disfigurment!

Be hated or be a loved l33t-user?

[disjuku]

A loved 1337 user... I mean, everyone loves me and I use it a bit... XD I'm so modest... :x


Death by torture witholding vital information from evil terrorists, or death by tripping up on a peanut?

[Gleban]

Death by torture witholding vital information from evil terrorists.

Popular or smart?

[disjuku]

I would like to say smart, as that would get you further in life, but I have to go with popular, as in reality that is going to get you further in areas where it should really matter about how much you know... bleh

ogre or peon? XD

[Dragolas77]

Popular. I don't care. If you'll read the stupid or athletic one, you'll see why i picked that one...

Having gleban's ogre squish you, or having my avatar do the flamenco on you?

[innerfire34]

squishy squishy


Me stop bringing back games or Dragolas killing me but i just come back again and keep doin it?

[Dragolas77]

The second one, i could put you in a killing machine, you'll come out the other end dead, when you'll come back, and the conveyor belt will send you back in the machine...

z0rz

Red faction shotgun or Doom shotgun?

[innerfire34]

RF because RF |200|_▼

[SuRReAL OrC]

Ummmm....RF.

(I haven't played either)


z0rz or $u7$

[Dragolas77]

z0rz

Heretic or wolfenstein?

[SuRReAL OrC]

Haven't played either, but Heretic sounds teh funzorz.

M007 or w007?

[Dragolas77]

w007

(People don't like heretic cuz it's unoriginal, it basically copied doom, just redid weapons, monsters, and levels. The similarities are only in the base idea/weapons(They made the chaingun worth something!)/some monsters)

Rum or whiskey?

[disjuku]

Rum, easier to type out.

laptop of desktop?

[innerfire34]

Desktop, you can actually go on internet and play games.

[Kage no Musuko]

And why can't you with a laptop?

Violence in movies or sex in movies?

[innerfire34]

se- violence

Ch33zk4k3 or cheesecake?

[a thing]

C|-|33Z|<4|<3

Family Guy, Futurama, ATHF, Venture Bros, The Daily Show, The Simsons, or Malcom in the Middle?

[SuRReAL OrC]

Ooooo. Hard one. Ummmmm. The Simpsons.

:g tired: or :g-sick2:

[disjuku]

Desktop, you can actually go on internet and play games.
I have a laptop, I'm on the internet and I can play games on better quality and faster than most desktops...

the first one, the second one sucks.

snakes or hampsters?

[Huonekasvi]

snakes, they be cool.

cigarettes or cigars?

[zigaritzi]

cigars

walking around doing nothing or kicking a stranger in his stomach?

[RagnaViper]

Walking around kicking a stranger in the stomach

Being a mod here or killing a mod here (oops, f*** that one)

uhhh.... having a pet llama or a pet shark with a laser attached to its head

[Dragolas77]

LLAMAZ0rz!

Coca cola or pepsi?

[disjuku]

coke, pepsi is crap. (Esp. when you ask for a rum and coke or whatevr and they use bloody pepsi >_<)

sex or love?

[Huonekasvi]

love.

live and let die or live and let live?

[innerfire34]

Live and let die.


Kid Rock or germans?


:y-sneaky:

[Avi]

germans (many to chose from)

kobe or shaq?

[Kage no Musuko]

Shobe

Reading or writing?

[GreatDarkKnight]

I would say reading but writers probably get more girls.
So Writing.

Floating into space due to lack of gravity or Being crushed due to and excess of gravity?

[disjuku]

getting crushed, I can think of very few feelings worse than floating away...forever.....

100% internal assessment or just one big end of year exam?

[GreatDarkKnight]

100% internal assessment. Its too risky having everything ride on 1 day.


Dude or dood?

[Kage no Musuko]

Dude.

"Dude, dig this crazy ear-shattering punk music, dude!"

"Yeah, dude, it's blowin my f**kin' mind!"

"Dude, what? I can't hear you dude."

"Whoa-ho-ho... I'm talking to a penguin. Damn dude, I shouln't have eaten those brownies before I came here."

"Dude, what are you talking about dude?"

"Oh man, the walls are melting!"

"Dude, I think you're high on pot, dude!"

"Hmm... let me think about this. I'm listening to blasting music while talking to a penuin. Yeah, this sure as hell sounds like one of Momma's good old-fashioned, pot-induced mindf**ks.

"Dude! He cursed!"

"Well what the f**k do you think this is? Nickelodeon?"

"Nickelodeon sucks donkey balls, dude."

"My thoughts exactly... dude."

"Dude, that's our line, Dude!"

"Duude..."

"Duuuude!"

"Duu-huuu-huude..." *thud*

"Dude! Where can we get some of that crazy stuff, Dude?

Dude?

Duuuuude?!

Duuuuuuuuuude?!?!"

Your mom or your dad dieing?

[SuRReAL OrC]

What the hell!? No one can answer that unless they are a heartless bitch.

:y-idea: or :y-mm:

[Avi]

:y-idea:

Slay or KCG?

[Avi]

:y-idea:

Slay or KCG?