Anarchy and Explosives and General Mayhem [FI]

[Willow]

DISCLAIMER: Before you waste one entire second even considering mixing, creating, or otherwise implementing the instructions in these posts, be aware that people have died from some of these very texts, attempting wholescale explosives and dangerous chemical reactions based on some flimsy text file written by god knows who for god knows what. It's just way too easy for someone to have typed a 5 instead of a 4 years and years ago when they were copying out of a badly photocopied pamphlet written by someone entirely different. Your life is too precious to take such an idiotic risk. If you're going to blow things (and yourself) up, at least go the route of learning with experts, where you'll become aware of risks and fun far beyond soaking tennis balls in gasoline and lighting them. OK?!

And with that out of the way...onto the General Mayhem!

First Topic of discussion is...*looks at paper*

: not starting with the good stuff
House Partying

Now then...talk about it, how you feel about them, Best party experiance, or if you've even been to one :y-evil:



In my opinion, house parties are the best. You've got a roof over
your head, and different rooms to **** around in. When people have house
parties, it's usually the only one they are going to have, cause after a
party, there's spilled beer, puke, cigarette burns all over, holes in
the walls, things stolen, food eaten, and it's just a ****in mess.

[disjuku]

not to mention the shaved budgies, pissed off parents, decapitated pets, hobos sleeping in your bed, car stolen and unconcious bodies which litter the floor.

[Kingcrazygenius]

No one ever invites me to parties, and if I were to hold one myself no one would come.

**** parties.

[disjuku]

No one ever invites me to parties, and if I were to hold one myself no one would come.

**** parties.
Imaginary friends!

Then your party can be crashed by imaginary enemies! Fun for the WHOLE family!

[Kingcrazygenius]

My imaginary girlfriend cheated on me with my imaginary friend.

**** friends.

[Willow]

hobos sleeping in your bed

I always move my bed for parties, just incase :)

No one ever invites me to parties, and if I were to hold one myself no one would come.

1) I would invite you to mine if we lived remotely near each other.
2) I would if we lived remotely near each other.

[varulf]

what's this thread about? Parties? That doesn't fit with the disclaimer and thread name. What's this thread about? tell me!



I don't like parties. Small gatherings with friends are fun, until some idiot starts to throw bananas all over the wall although i told them not to throw bananas at the wall and then someone is mad because he is covered in milk but he had it comming since he taped ketchup to the other guys belly.
The parts that makes sense are a true story.

[Willow]

so only the 1st to sentances?


anyway...

A bomb made from Drano.. Brought to you by The Pipeline (ST)


Ingredients:

1. Glass or plastic coke bottle.
2. 1 can of CRYSTAL draino, NOT LIQUID DRANO!
3. Some aluminum foil.
4. A cup of water.

Prepartion:
(Make sure the bottle has a cap!).

Fill the bottle 1 fourth to 1 thirds of the way with CRYSTAL draino.

Get the aluminum foil and make about 7-10 balls of it that will fit
into the bottle, then put them into the bottle...

Now, get the cup of water and pour it into the bottle.

After this is done, quickly screw the cap on as tight as possible.

Now shake the bottle, throw it, or whatever, just so the contents get mixed
together.

What will happen is it will get so hot in the bottle that it
will have to blow up...

With a plastic bottle you have about 15 seconds
before detonation,
with a glass bottle you have anywhere from 30 seconds to a minute...




Happy varulf?

[Nio the Namless]

the only parties I have been two are where people are invited and the only people there I know at least in part.

that or it is related to an organization

I like 4-H parties. All night horror flicks and playing hockey with tapped up brooms.

[Willow]

Wow...no pirate talk...no orange text...


As he exited the tavern he sees Nio laying knocked out in a trash-bin

Oh...that explains...


playing hockey with tapped up brooms.


Hehe...sounds like fun.

[KrewL RaiN]

if my brother ever sees this thread dear god.......he can just stick to his draino bombs :lol:

I would never go to one of those house partys. Those = noise and too many people. 2 things I dont like

[disjuku]

if you dont like noise you would LOVE living in my room!

*turns ****ty music up louder to drown out the jack-hammer, nail gun, hammers, bulldozers and buzzsaws going outside his room*

[Raistlin Majere]

so only the 1st to sentances?


anyway...

A bomb made from Drano.. Brought to you by The Pipeline (ST)


Ingredients:

1. Glass or plastic coke bottle.
2. 1 can of CRYSTAL draino, NOT LIQUID DRANO!
3. Some aluminum foil.
4. A cup of water.

Prepartion:
(Make sure the bottle has a cap!).

Fill the bottle 1 fourth to 1 thirds of the way with CRYSTAL draino.

Get the aluminum foil and make about 7-10 balls of it that will fit
into the bottle, then put them into the bottle...

Now, get the cup of water and pour it into the bottle.

After this is done, quickly screw the cap on as tight as possible.

Now shake the bottle, throw it, or whatever, just so the contents get mixed
together.

What will happen is it will get so hot in the bottle that it
will have to blow up...

With a plastic bottle you have about 15 seconds
before detonation,
with a glass bottle you have anywhere from 30 seconds to a minute...




Happy varulf?
I had a video somehere of what not to do.... :y-mm:

[A-Thousand-Lies]

Most parties end up turning to **** because there are so many gate-crashers. Most house parties will also turn to **** because of the crappy music played at such crappy locations, unless the party is being hosted by myself, Aco, KR, Nova, MetalMessiah or DP; people with good taste in music.

[Kingcrazygenius]

KrewL RaiN throws parties!?

[SuRReAL OrC]

Parties? Four words.......COOTER! COOTER! COOTER! COOTER! :bigclap:

[Canadian Tire Money]

i'd take an island party over a house party any day. . .

[Willow]

Long list ralf...

[g00d4n0thing]

Hmmm..interesting anarchy.

[Kingcrazygenius]

Pussy vandals. Can't get back at people directly so they just destroy things.