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A-Thousand-Lies
09-10-04, 12:56 AM
What illegal things have you done, and what was your punishment for such acts?

BoneWeary Lich
09-10-04, 01:07 AM
When I was eight I picked up a fallen magazine cardboard game inside a large store and sidestepped out. :y-wink2:

My fear of punishment and guilt was my punishment.

*shudders*

disjuku
09-10-04, 01:12 AM
Well then... I dont do many illegal things, but, given the chance, I have done so... never really stolen anything...

ever tried throwing a smoke bomb through an open window into a kids disco? XD

Romanov77
09-10-04, 01:22 AM
I buy "pirated" university books. And I feel GREAT pleasure.

No Way Im going to pay 70€ for a boring and s**** university book...

BoneWeary Lich
09-10-04, 01:24 AM
Wheres that juvenile delinquent Dechei?
:y-sneaky:

A-Thousand-Lies
09-10-04, 01:29 AM
I sell burnt CD's and use the profit as lunch money.

Warchief Marcus
09-10-04, 01:41 AM
I use P2P file sharing programs. My computer is full of Mp3s so the RIAA came to my house, kicked in the door, sodomised me with a broken bottle then fined me $8M.

dechei
09-10-04, 02:59 AM
i stole $2 from my mom once i still feal guilty :(

Laff
09-10-04, 04:37 AM
i stole a lot of candy from a grocery store over the course of a year or so.

me and my friend used to also steal bikes every once in awhile. once we took one to our school (2 blocks away) where we had one of those HUGE twisty slides (before the were ruled unsafe, ha) and threw a bike off there 10 times until it was broken. =(

punishments? well one of the kids whose bike we stole hit my friend with a bored with a nail it it once. we got him back: he was in his "fort" in his backyard, we snuck up and knocked it over on him.

Raistlin Majere
09-10-04, 04:41 AM
"Vandalizing" property with my skateboard. lord I feel so guilty.... :y-wink2:

I have a citation record a mile long.... :lol:

Slay
09-10-04, 04:41 AM
Once I crossed the road without looking.
-Slay

Dragolas77
09-10-04, 05:36 AM
On the last day of school in my old school, some kids got busted for using water guns on school property, so they let me borrow one before it got taken, and i sprayed the principal with it and she never found me...

Fear of punishment and almost screaming every time someone mentioned my name was my punishment... Also was finally being cool just as i never would see them again... ah well...

The Cosmic Fool
09-10-04, 05:39 AM
Hmm. I've got about $500 worth of mp3s on here, and about $8,000 worth of software that I didn't buy.

I love P2P and I don't feel guilty a bit. Those rich CEOS make too much money anyway.

Huonekasvi
09-10-04, 05:47 AM
Stolen smokes, broken windows and alike.

SuRReAL OrC
09-10-04, 05:59 AM
I don't think I've done anything. But my little brother stole a walnut from Fruiticana at the age of 5. :lol:

Does a whole library of burned PS1 games count? :lol:

Canadian Tire Money
09-10-04, 06:02 AM
downloading music is legal in canada, suckers :)

BornIn1142
09-10-04, 06:20 AM
Some ten years ago, I used to steal Lego stones from my kindergarten...

WindFlyer
09-10-04, 06:48 AM
20 years ago, i was miss universe.

but then they said i was too sexy and found out that i was using rejuvination potion developed in my secret lair...

they punished me by making me a kid again in 1986 and made me a mascular man

so now, i can no longer have lesbian sex with slay and ctm... because i can only penetrate now

what a tragedy...

Diskordjah
09-10-04, 07:21 AM
hah like Id tell yall! :lol:

Kingcrazygenius
09-10-04, 07:24 AM
...You guys suck.

GreatDarkKnight
09-10-04, 07:50 AM
When I was about 6 I rolled some rocks down a big hill with my brother and cousin. We rolled those rocks down good...onto some cars...

SuRReAL OrC
09-10-04, 07:57 AM
GDK, lol!!! :lol:

Bartuc the 1st
09-10-04, 08:38 AM
I....
when i was.......
umm......
i ding dong ditched countless ppl
disturbed the peace screaming
vandalized propert [putting gum all over cars and boats,bending plant holders]
stayed out past cerfew
and....harrased many ppl
sexually harrasing girls
picking on older guys from a distance blablabla

I really dont do anything except for killing all those ppl
but i never got in trouble :y-evil: :lol:

perfectgamer911
09-10-04, 10:34 AM
vandalising the school from demolishing plugs til destroying computers and desks and ripping of parts of the wall. o yeah and burning cd's

no punishment suffered maybe only some bruises

Willow
09-10-04, 11:00 AM
i stole $2 from my mom once i still feal guilty :(

I total i've stolen like...£25 from my mum...

And now all i feel is a headache (bloody loud music!)


Oh wait, does breaking into my old school count? o yeah, the punishment was running for my life, hopping a fence, and trying to find my way out of a forest, with deep rivers and big foxes in, in the DARK!

Mark Romaneck
09-10-04, 12:02 PM
I once eated in a restorant for free

Tiddlywinks
09-10-04, 05:44 PM
Way to dine and dash mark!


Anyways, simple vandlizing for me...Egging houses, tp-ing, the usual delinquincy.

A-Thousand-Lies
09-10-04, 05:46 PM
I total i've stolen like...£25 from my mum...

And now all i feel is a headache (bloody loud music!)


Oh wait, does breaking into my old school count? o yeah, the punishment was running for my life, hopping a fence, and trying to find my way out of a forest, with deep rivers and big foxes in, in the DARK!

Sounds kinky...

flaming lama
09-10-04, 07:02 PM
Hmm. I've got about $500 worth of mp3s on here, and about $8,000 worth of software that I didn't buy.

I love P2P and I don't feel guilty a bit. Those rich CEOS make too much money anyway.
what about the poor programmers and *gasp* mappers

Canadian Tire Money
10-10-04, 06:44 PM
lots of laws . . . afterall there are so many stupid laws.

A-Thousand-Lies
10-10-04, 11:36 PM
The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.

Keep it in the family, eh?

Abroughear1
12-10-04, 01:45 PM
I hacked into the Experimental Aircraft Association site- the Members-only one. It was harder than you'd think, but not impossible.

I'm not lying, either.

Kingcrazygenius
12-10-04, 01:53 PM
And ralfwarg and I are actually Catwoman and Star Sapphire.

I'm not lying either.

Gun50000
12-10-04, 04:40 PM
Once or twice, I rode in the car when there was already one passenger. You're essentially limited to one non-family passenger in your first six months of having a license (I think I killed the word, spelling?). I am SO bad.

DukeOfChaos
12-10-04, 04:47 PM
Downloading music and software here. Other than that im a good boy. *knock knock*

Canadian Tire Money
12-10-04, 05:40 PM
Once or twice, I rode in the car when there was already one passenger. You're essentially limited to one non-family passenger in your first six months of having a license (I think I killed the word, spelling?). I am SO bad.


that is the best you could come up with?

Kingcrazygenius
12-10-04, 06:02 PM
CTM sells LSD to crack-babies.

Canadian Tire Money
12-10-04, 06:17 PM
CTM sells LSD to crack-babies.

no, but i sell crack to lsd babies. . .

Kingcrazygenius
12-10-04, 06:20 PM
Oh...

Sorry bout that false accusation there.

Gun50000
12-10-04, 06:40 PM
that is the best you could come up with?

I sometimes stay out past curfew.

perfectgamer911
12-10-04, 11:27 PM
no, but i sell crack to lsd babies. . .

ooohhh! is selling drugs a crime, I didn't know that. you should have said it earlier.

Canadian Tire Money
13-10-04, 04:04 AM
depends on the country.

A-Thousand-Lies
13-10-04, 04:08 AM
In Columbia, it's a crime not to sell drugs . . .

Canadian Tire Money
13-10-04, 04:21 AM
that probably depends if you are talking about government laws in columbia or cartel laws. . .

A-Thousand-Lies
13-10-04, 04:37 AM
that probably depends if you are talking about government laws in columbia or cartel laws. . .

Colombia has a government?

Raistlin Majere
13-10-04, 04:45 AM
Colombia has a government?
That got me thinking....

Mark Romaneck
13-10-04, 09:52 AM
yes it does.... the question is? does anyone respect it?
the answer is
NO

Kingcrazygenius
13-10-04, 11:00 AM
Well right now people are making more money working for drug growers than at other jobs. Tons of freakishly poor people's entire livelihood relies on people doing drugs. Of course if everyone drank lots of expensive colombian coffee there wouldn't be any problems (until they try outlawing caffiene)

Nio the Namless
13-10-04, 11:11 AM
speed and drive without an expirded drivers lisens(sp)


and I guess if you count dumb laws

standing around the library for no reasons

sleeping nakkid


yes I know I am so bad

Raistlin Majere
13-10-04, 11:15 AM
yes I know I am so bad
And so is your grammar. :y-sealed:

Kingcrazygenius
13-10-04, 11:16 AM
Everyone knows Nio has bad grammar. And no one actually cares.

Raistlin Majere
13-10-04, 11:20 AM
Everyone knows Nio has bad grammar. And no one actually cares.
now that you say it, I now wonder why I bothered. :y-candle: :lol:

Kingcrazygenius
13-10-04, 11:26 AM
You probably got the idea that we care what you have to say. Let me assure you no one does.

A-Thousand-Lies
14-10-04, 03:32 AM
speed and drive without an expirded drivers lisens(sp)


and I guess if you count dumb laws

standing around the library for no reasons

sleeping nakkid


yes I know I am so bad

Driving without an expired driver's license? Meaning....driving with a valid driver's license?

You little anarchist, Nio.

Canadian Tire Money
14-10-04, 04:43 AM
i once walked my dog, and didn't clean up after it :(

the guilt ruins my sleep each and every night.