The Summoners

[BoneWeary Lich]

Describe the different rites or rituals that you would use to summon anything of choice... :y-evil: :y-sneaky:

Summon hairless duck..

*Hops on one leg across a jutting stone. Sacrifices Low fat cookies and cheap beer on a plastic plate. Wind rises, swaying the trees and a circle of blue light crackles, hurling ceremonial priests about the place. Chants the mystic nursery rhymes with lack of enthusiasm and bites the head off a swan...

Out of the fog on the eerie lake a creature wades out from the reeds...

Summon spirit of forlorn hatter.....

chews the leaves of the terrible tree of delusion while whistling at the full moon. Plucks a rib from seasoned corpse of cat and slams a speared skull into a crudely drawn chalk circle. Scrapes seven secret symbols in the soil with the rib. Symbols light up and the skull's eyes flare with a horrifying light..

Summon spammers

Posts new thread.

[disjuku]

chews the leaves of the terrible tree of delusion while whistling at the full moon. Plucks a rib from seasoned corpse of cat and slams a speared skull into a crudely drawn chalk circle. Scrapes seven secret symbols in the soil with the rib. Symbols light up and the skull's eyes flare with a horrifying light..

Got a dead cat right here for ya, you just gotta wait for anicat to finish with them... that may take a while :/

Summon terrorist-

Take one George Bush, tie them to a tree in iraq, place an axe or gun infront of George, in no time at all you will have summoned a terrorist swarm.

Summon George Bush-

Take one Iraq dictator and stick a sticky-note on their back while they are not watching which reads 'I have WMD'.

Both very effective and powerful summonings.

[BoneWeary Lich]

Summon ultimate smilie...

*Posts message containing all the known smilies, then edits and states*;

Oh smilie great unknown,
Come to me the lawful spirit,
Worshipper of emotions onscreen...

Strange link appears underneath the drunkard smilie and beckons...
Activates golden link....

Cannot respond due to glory of the one true smilie.

It was great, smilies of all known members. Gleban was there, and many others...

Unable to use smilie for fear of its corruption by fellow members.

Summon frenzic gorilla...

Gathers ripe bananas of leading brands and arranges them in a triangular formation. Unleashes Dechei from his chains and observes the hyperactive spell component. Sets arthritic blood hound upon him, then shoots both. (Dechei first) Steps back as a tremor begins. Whistles through reed and hurls a concoction of baking soda and tear drops at the bodies. Bananas suddenly begin to get eaten by an invisible force and then the gorilla materialises. With the intelligence of Dechei and the instincts of a blood hound it hunts for food. Manages a blind ferret.

Surreal was right, that did lessen the stress. :y-thumbsu

[BoneWeary Lich]

A mild spell...

Summon spewed cola...

Winds baby and gently replaces it in it's cot. Replays a soft drink advertisement and then holds up high the remains of a human throat.
Rubs 12 tea spoons of sugar on front teeth then drinks salty water. Throws up in front of the hypnotised infant.Holds large jug underneath it's mouth as it begins to cough... :g-sick:

[dechei]

A very affective spell, Summoning Hiro spell


*hops on one leg smacks BWL he pounds on me by flaming me now that we have a crime all we need is teh Hiro* *opens a bottle of bear and 20 cookies as soon as Hiro gets here i give him the beer and eat the cookies*

Summoning KR spell
*spams*

[Dragolas77]

Summon transformation power

*stand on one leg and fill your pants with peanut butter. Put said pants on bystander's head. Run from said bystander, no need if bystander is allergic to nuts. Now see if you can transform things. If not, repeat*

Summon dechei

Penis

[Canadian Tire Money]

go go gadget helicopter.

[Kingcrazygenius]

Summon Moderator

1. Push the alert button.

2. Wait for three weeks.

Repeat steps 1 and 2 until results appear.

[MindWorX]

Summon oldest thread in OTF...

Do like me...

[Gleban]

*Summon WCIII.Net forum crash*

^____^

[BoneWeary Lich]

Summon singing plant.

Lay head beside plant and utter words of encouragement. Place tall firm twig in its midst. Sing a verse of a selected song and practice for several days.
When the plants good and ready it will unleash it's talent.