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A-Thousand-Lies
07-10-04, 03:27 AM
Make sure you read the info before you look at the pictures....
The following (first two) pictures are of a guy who works for the US Forest Service in Alaska and his trophy bear. He was out deer Hunting when a large grizzly bear charged him from about 50 yards away. The guy emptied his 7mm Magnum semi-automatic rifle into the bear and it dropped a few feet from him. The big bear was still alive so he reloaded and shot it several times in the head. The bear was just over one thousand six hundred pounds. It stood 12' 6" high at the shoulder, 14' to the top of his head. It's the largest grizzly bear ever recorded in the world. Of course, the Alaska Fish and Wildlife Commission did not let him keep it as atrophy, but the bear will be stuffed and mounted, and placed on display at the Anchorage airport (to remind tourist's of the risks involved when in the wild). Based on the contents of the bear's stomach, the Fish and Wildlife Commission established the bear had killed at least two humans in the past 72 hours. His last meal was the unlucky nature buff in the third picture below. The US Forest Service, backtracking from where the bear had originated, found the hiker's 38-caliber pistol emptied. Not far from the pistol was the remains of the hiker. The other body has not been found. Although the hiker fired six shots and managed to hit the grizzly with fourshots (they ultimately found four 38 caliber slugs along with twelve 7mm slugs inside the bear's dead body), it only wounded the bear and probably angered it. The bear killed the hiker an estimated two days prior to the bear's own death by the gun of the Forest Service worker.

Think about this - If you are an average size man: You would be level with the bear's belly button when he stood upright, the bear would look you in the eye when it walked on all fours! To give additional perspective, consider that this particular bear, standing on its hind legs, could walk up to an average single story house and look over the roof, or walk up to a two story house and look in the bedroom windows.

I warn you: The following pictures are VERY graphic. If you have a weak stomach, or are just plain weak (I'm looking at you, SummonLemming). If it is considered too graphic, then may the mods please remove it.

The first one...Look how ****ing big his paw is!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/A-Thousand-Lies/TedPaw2.jpg

The second one; see how big he is?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/A-Thousand-Lies/Tedbear1.jpg

WARNING: The following image is VERY graphic. It may be considered as too graphic to be posted here and will possibly be removed, but please, if you are faint-hearted, DO NOT LOOK! You have been warned.

This would make for a good Nike ad, as his shoe actually survived. So did his rather large genitals. It's a pity about anything else.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/A-Thousand-Lies/Tedgrizz3.jpg

EDIT: Damn [IMG] tags don't work. Just click on the links I guess.

ArPharazon
07-10-04, 03:33 AM
Wow. That third picture is soooo gross. And cool. I'm sad about the bear, though....

A-Thousand-Lies
07-10-04, 03:34 AM
Should I remove it? I'm not sure if it's a good idea; I may get banned for the 5th time.

Kingcrazygenius
07-10-04, 03:34 AM
That's a very big bear...

disjuku
07-10-04, 04:13 AM
Should I remove it? I'm not sure if it's a good idea; I may get banned for the 5th time.
you give pleanty of warning, they shouldnt ban ya for that...

SuRReAL OrC
07-10-04, 04:19 AM
Edit: read the top thing. Maybe it's good it died. But it still isn't cool. :y-thumbsd

A-Thousand-Lies
07-10-04, 04:21 AM
The bear was charing at him. He shot it several times. He had no other choice.

SummonLemming
07-10-04, 10:59 AM
Hey dude, I take offense to what you said to me.. >:( I'm not that weak.

But those were some damn cool pictures.

PervertSama
07-10-04, 11:06 AM
i say its the right thing that he killed him. the last thing we need is giant mutant bears roaming the woods..

KrewL RaiN
07-10-04, 11:46 AM
Damn that was a huuuuuge bear :blink:

And for kiling it, it seemed to like humans for dinner (just look at that 3rd picture) And the man who shot it was defending himself. It was eather he was teh bears next meal or he put it out of commission......and I would not want to be a bears meal eather :y-candle:

No argument here on killing that bear

TechnoHamster
07-10-04, 12:00 PM
I'm not gonna look. I'm still wounded from the time I looked at Slay's face.

KrewL RaiN
07-10-04, 12:06 PM
If your week to gorry stuff, do NOT look at the 3rd picture or you will be :g-sick2: x10

Slay
07-10-04, 12:54 PM
Qhwn I looked at the third picture, I think it would be perfect for one of those Owned! webpictures that float around the internet.
-Slay

BraveLiver
07-10-04, 12:57 PM
I don't care how desensitized you are, that's enough to make anyone's stomach churn. Poor guy, his leg... :g vsad:

Dragolas77
07-10-04, 02:05 PM
Ok, fine, i'm not looking at those... The third is enough to make most people's stomach's churn and enough to make slay laugh, then it IS too evil...

Gun50000
07-10-04, 02:21 PM
I'd look... but it's disrespectful to the bear.

SuRReAL OrC
07-10-04, 02:33 PM
It isn't gory......

A-Thousand-Lies
07-10-04, 02:33 PM
I've seen bigger bears...

I somehow doubt it; it's the biggest bear ever recorded.

lordshadowbane
07-10-04, 02:35 PM
Plus ralfwarg said it...

Warchief Marcus
07-10-04, 02:39 PM
That's the second biggest bear head I've ever seen!

Burning blood
07-10-04, 02:45 PM
What I'm wondering is, what was the guy doing before he got killed. Where the hell is his clothes.

Slay
07-10-04, 02:46 PM
Here's my depiction of what actually occurred:

Owned. (http://img4.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img4&image=Yougotowned.jpg)
-Slay

Burning blood
07-10-04, 02:48 PM
Here's my depiction of what actually occurred:

Owned. (http://img4.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img4&image=Yougotowned.jpg)
-Slay
That...is...AWSOME.

A-Thousand-Lies
07-10-04, 02:57 PM
Plus ralfwarg said it...

I like your attitude.

Slay...that is so cool.

SuRReAL OrC
07-10-04, 03:32 PM
And your still alive, because?

A-Thousand-Lies
07-10-04, 03:40 PM
Just because it's the biggest bear ever RECORDED doesn't mean it's the biggest bear in EXISTENCE. As I said earlier, i've seen bigger bears.

I never claimed that bigger bears hadn't existed. However, I somehow doubt you have seen bigger bears, because as Surreal implied, you'd be somewhat dead. Not only that, but since you're oh-so-intelligent, you would have reported this bear to local authorities or some such.

Kingcrazygenius
07-10-04, 03:52 PM
Once I thought I shot the biggest bear ever, but then it turned out to just be a stupid mammoth. Like anyone cares about those.

g00d4n0thing
07-10-04, 04:12 PM
Wow....heh, just that small amount of blood in the first and second pic got me thinking, "wtf...those aren't nasty..." that leg chewed to the bone is pretty disgusting, though.

SuRReAL OrC
07-10-04, 04:29 PM
Lol. Nice story, ralfwarg. You live in Australia, right?

Kingcrazygenius
07-10-04, 04:31 PM
Lol. Nice story, ralfwarg. You live in Australia, right?

Koala bears, duh :lol:

Canadian Tire Money
07-10-04, 04:33 PM
i have a girlfriend and i throw magic rose petals everywhere she stands. . .

SuRReAL OrC
07-10-04, 04:33 PM
I was thinking: biggest bears......right...what frickin' species?

Yeah, he saw a Koala bear, it was three feet long, and he freaked out and ran.

GreatDarkKnight
07-10-04, 05:15 PM
Those paws are huge. And that head too. I bet the guy who killed it shat his pants as he was fireing.

Bartuc the 1st
07-10-04, 05:24 PM
wait did they KILL the bear or was it dead
[i did not read just looked]
well its friggin huge

I feel sorry such a great beast was killed

bears are too few in number and this was probably just a big hit

GreatDarkKnight
07-10-04, 05:26 PM
A guy killed the bear when it charged him. The bear had killed people before too.

Desert_Eagle25
07-10-04, 05:57 PM
The third picture is not apart of the real bear story. The first two were published in 2001, the last one was taken in 2003, in a different side of the country.


P.S. the bear story IS true though.

A-Thousand-Lies
07-10-04, 06:03 PM
I posted it at the WOW OTF, and a guy linked me to that. Apparantly it's totally unrelated, as you stated.

Btw DE, this isn't a breech is it?

Kingcrazygenius
07-10-04, 06:08 PM
You mean I actually looked at that third picture and it wasn't even a part of the whole damn thing!?

Raistlin Majere
08-10-04, 07:29 AM
I believe the bear was a Kodiak, a type of brown bear that gets VERY big indeed.

ATL, start a new thread and post the first two pics in the D2 Off topic forum. (Freet will get ya for that last one), I recall a few that might know some more about that bear.

VirtualKish
08-10-04, 08:28 AM
Here's a link to a article that verifies the story (http://snopes.com/photos/bearhunt.asp)

DE was right, the third picture isfrom a different incident. I wish they had posted most pictures of the bear, so we could get an idea of how big it really was. Maybe a picture of it fully mounted would have been nice.

Dragolas77
08-10-04, 11:17 AM
I looked at the third picture. I hate to sound like i'm trying to be tough, but i actually see things like that on the farm all the time...

Our neighbor's dog killed 30 of our chickens. Didn't eat them, left them dead and split open in the middle of the barnyard...

But the third one is pretty gross, nonetheless

Laff
08-10-04, 12:30 PM
the 3rd pic has a big hairy man sausage in it. now i know why you posted it: so dechei would have something to look at.

Dragolas77
08-10-04, 04:47 PM
Lemme rephrase. It's not as scary to stumble upon, but it REALLY looks alot alike... well, aside from the human skin, but it reminded me of that massacre...

A-Thousand-Lies
08-10-04, 07:18 PM
Lemme rephrase. It's not as scary to stumble upon, but it REALLY looks alot alike... well, aside from the human skin, but it reminded me of that massacre...

Lucky you don't have a weak stomach then, Veronnica.

disjuku
08-10-04, 10:55 PM
the 3rd pic has a big hairy man sausage in it. now i know why you posted it: so dechei would have something to look at.
I didnt have a good look for obvious reasons, but for some reason the guys equipment looked to have been copied from another photo... they were too in tact and seemed a slightly different colour... anyway, dunno, I kinda doubted that the last one was really as it was said, as I seriously doubt that a bear would swallow a person whole XD

A-Thousand-Lies
09-10-04, 12:52 AM
At least he didn't die with a hard-on.

zigaritzi
09-10-04, 02:21 AM
the 3rd pic has a big hairy man sausage in it. now i know why you posted it: so dechei would have something to look at.

actually u r the first and only 1 who mentions his d*ck... :y-evil:

Dragolas77
09-10-04, 05:58 AM
Lucky you don't have a weak stomach then, Veronnica.

My name's mason

Chickenbrains is veronica

Canadian Tire Money
10-10-04, 06:38 PM
I didnt have a good look for obvious reasons, but for some reason the guys equipment looked to have been copied from another photo... they were too in tact and seemed a slightly different colour... anyway, dunno, I kinda doubted that the last one was really as it was said, as I seriously doubt that a bear would swallow a person whole XD

your manhood isn't a slightly different colour? see a doctor . . .

Canadian Tire Money
10-10-04, 08:05 PM
*insert sheep joke here*

hahaha so is it fashionable to fleece the wool these days, or do real men let it grow?

disjuku
11-10-04, 07:00 PM
your manhood isn't a slightly different colour? see a doctor . . .
-_-

@ctm - You're welcome to check for yourself.

@ralf - no, before you ask, you are not.