Funniest Quote

[lordshadowbane]

What is your favorite quote for each race?

HU: priest-"Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful wreckalidge (?), hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone, consult your doctor before use."

O: Spirit walker- I can hear the spirits (fart) ahh yes I can sense them (fart) the spirits are powerful today (fart) I can actually see them form into a gaseous form [sry I think I said it wrong I havnt played WCIII in a while cuz Im grounded]

UD: Acolyte- "Once you go down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. (And you get dental!)"

NE: POTM-Curiosity killed my last ride."
"Crouch, tiger! I sense a hidden dragon."

(they have a lot of good ones I only named POTM)

Now you name some.

[Dragolas77]

Hm

Acolytes pwn... : I SEE DARKNESS! oh wait, my hood's down!
My life for aiur! err... i mean, nerzhul
Hello? for the last time, i'm a DREAD lord, not a DRUG lord!
Hello darkness, what's that? you couldn't get through to the demon hunter?

Orc: My blade can slice through armor! and still cut a tomato... (who is that guy who says 'death, to all who oppose the horde!' on training? i forget.)
Troll batrider: duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh nuh nuh nuh nuh da ME!!! (to batman theme)

Human: All sean connery quotes, and For the end of the world spell, press control alt delete. Back off, before i turn you into a mindless sheep! and everyone's favourite "you're the king? but i didn't vote for you..."

NE: Darkness called, but i was on the other line, so i missed it. i tried to star 69 darkness, but he wasn't there, he must've been screening his calls.
Hipporgryph rider: the hippogryph is a strong creature found outside of kalimdor, one bite of these fearsome teeth could rip a bear in half, let's see what happens when i put my hand he... AGH!

[Canadian Tire Money]

ummm. . . what races are you talking about?

[lordshadowbane]

lol nice hippogriph one

how bout this? dryads: "You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what you say."

"(I'll attract the enemy with my 'Human' call.) I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!"

[MightyDragon]

first of all.. LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol: dude shadowbane u got grounded... :lol: :lol: :lol: ok sry that was funny now...
Second of all DUDE dragolas i did not get wtf u where talking about u need to put the untits name in front of each quote...
Third my favorite quote is the dryad quote shdaow bane said before
Dryad: "I'll attract the enemy with my Human call. 'I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!'"
Dont take offense about what i said plz :/... or maybe u can

[BraveLiver]

All right!

NE: (Archer)"I said a BOW string, not a G... Ugh, nevermind."

OR: (Troll Batrider)"Hey, shut up! The bat can't hear where it's going."

UD: (Banshee)"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! ... Call me."

HU: (Peasant)"That's it, I'm dead."

[Aj Windshadow]

i like the flying machine one
" And now i shall show you the doppler effect *opens the bomb bay* (in a voice fading away ) doppler !!"

this thread was done before recently wasn't it?

[perfectgamer911]

the flying machine: "they'll never hear me coming"*loud noises*

this thread was done before recently wasn't it?
yes only that was in the community forum

[Weyngott]

HU: Mortar Team: We must kill the Dwarves! We're the Dwarves. Oh.

O: Witch Doctor: Someone called the Doctor?

NE: Druid of the Claw: I'm awake, I'm awake.

UD: Dreadlord: If I've wings, why am I then always walking?

[Abroughear1]

HU: Peasant: We found a witch, may we burn her?

HU again: Flying Machine: They'll never here me coming! (loud noises)

Orc: Rokhan: I lost my head! It was about...yay big. I was keeping it on my spear. If you find it let me know.

UD: Varimathras: (sounds of someone getting killled) And that concludes our demonstration. Any questions?

Blood elf: Engineer: If it's really that urgent, why don't you do it yourself?

[Laff]

i have that verimathas one for my windows exit sound.

my personal favorite is the orc peon if you ask him to attack something he'll say "okay..." in a tone that makes you feel stupid.

[SuRReAL OrC]

Rokhan: I lost mah head! S'about yay big, I was keepin' it on mah speah if yah see it let meh know..... :bigclap:


Pandaren Brewmaster: Name your poison! :y-drink:

[BraveLiver]

The top one was already said...

I'm surprised noone else thought my Archer quote was great.

[SuRReAL OrC]

It is, I luvs it!

[The_Phiphler]

O: Batrider: MY BALLZ ARE ON FIRE (sound of lauging bat)

H: Gryphon: This warhammer cost 40000k.

N: DotC: Stop clicking on my bear arse!

U: Ghoul: I eat dead people.

[yunn]

this thread was done before recently wasn't it?Done to the death in forums all over the net.

[Mark Romaneck]

Peon: Im not that kind of orc!!

Garithos: GOD you are anoying

Knight: blue... wait im daltonic!!!

Sorc: click me baby one more time

Vulture (SC): look commander I dont have time to be *beep* around

Crypt Fiend: spider sense

Abomination: we come in peace...es

[Dragolas77]

Knight: blue... wait im daltonic!!!


Isn't that

Blue... No yellowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'm pretty sure...

[Mark Romaneck]

in the original movie yes that is howe it goes

In warcraft they dont "exactly" say that but it is related to the knight being daltonic

[awpin'scout]

H pes: a hosre kicked me once. it hurt. (just the way he says it is priceless)
H mort: Im Tnt, im dinomite!

O: i can see my ansestors!

NE: shot through the heart: and im to blame

UD: (butchering a man) and that concludes our demonstration... any questions?

heres one from SC: this isnt warcraft, were better then them. so what if were not 3D

[yunn]

heres one from SC: this isnt warcraft, were better then them. so what if were not 3DWhat? :y-mm:

[UltraDavid]

Orc: Peon: "Let me just sit down here and rest for a second... ::lifts up ass, seat rumbles:: Oh man, I took a gamble on that one! Result - squishy."

Human: Gigantic Nerd: "What is your favorite quote for each race?" Zing!


Nuthin but love for ya, Lord... Shadow... ...Bane... what?

I should hang around more often again, I don't know nobody nowadays.

[BraveLiver]

What? :y-mm:

Quote from Artanis, the Protoss Scout Hero #2.



BTW- Welcome back, Ultra. Don't know you, but I've heard of you.

[lordshadowbane]

Orc: Peon: "Let me just sit down here and rest for a second... ::lifts up ass, seat rumbles:: Oh man, I took a gamble on that one! Result - squishy."

Human: Gigantic Nerd: "What is your favorite quote for each race?" Zing!


Nuthin but love for ya, Lord... Shadow... ...Bane... what?

I should hang around more often again, I don't know nobody nowadays.
wtf???????????

[BraveLiver]

Calm down. You bash UltraDavid and you'll have plenty of forumers pissed at you.

I suggest editing that out...