Rules from your helpful neighborhood dictator!

[SaroDarksbane]

Rules:

1. No spamming. Spamming in this forum is defined as creating a nonsensical topic for the purpose of taking up space. Thread hijacking is permitted under the circumstances that it amuses me and/or the original poster said something dumb, thus necesitating a change of subject. I trust you will not abuse this priviledge. :y-wink3:

2. No flaming. Poking someone in a friendly way is okay, but don't let it get to be more than that.

3. This is the Single Player forum. Post things about Single Player (and the Warcraft storyline). Don't ask multiplayer questions. Don't post technical issues here. Custom maps can be advertised under three conditions: (1) It's a single player map. Duh. (2) It's finished. (3) We know who you are (C'mon, don't spam our little community with advertisements if we don't even know who you are. That's just rude.)

Remember, the skull commands you to obey! :y-curtain

[BornIn1142]

This sounds kinda repetive... I wonder why?

[Romanov77]

Custom maps can be advertised under three conditions: (1) It's a single player map. Duh. (2) It's finished. (3) We know who you are (C'mon, don't spam our little community with advertisements if we don't even know who you are. That's just rude.)

Remember, the skull commands you to obey! :y-curtain

My "little project" thread needs to be moved in the MMF?

[Diskordjah]

depends on the rules are retroactive or not, I guess.

[Desert_Eagle25]

I'm sure you'll get to keep the thread Romanov, you're sexy italianess compells us to! O_O

[Kingcrazygenius]

If you didn't look like Luigi, I would say move it.

But you do, so it stays. On a side note Disko looks like Morton Koopa Jr.

[The Dude]

Saro, your thread is already close to being hijacked. I hope you are amused :D

[Romanov77]

Thanks, I needed that clarification:)

[SummonLemming]

Yay, I've always wanted a dictator!

[Diskordjah]

If you didn't look like Luigi, I would say move it.

But you do, so it stays. On a side note Disko looks like Morton Koopa Jr.

wasnt he the bald one with sunglasses?

[SaroDarksbane]

My "little project" thread needs to be moved in the MMF?
You're recreating the SP from Warcraft 2, right? You're fine.

So is the other one with the SPF map.

[Mark Romaneck]

if spam is being chased down...what will become of KCG?

[SaroDarksbane]

if spam is being chased down...what will become of KCG?
He will shrink and become smaller and smaller until he implodes in upon himself.

[Diskordjah]

he will remain KCG alot longer than other, more spammable personage will remain...

[Kingcrazygenius]

wasnt he the bald one with sunglasses?

Nono good sir, that was Pitboss.

And I am more than just spam, I am also really funny jokes.

[IlidanStormrage]

Does taking threads off course slowly count as spam? If so, BOOO!!!!! If not, w/e -_-

[Icicella]

Y'know, the citizens were doing a fine job of jumping on spammers before we had a tyrant.

[SaroDarksbane]

Y'know, the citizens were doing a fine job of jumping on spammers before we had a tyrant.
Yarrr, you be killin' my silly mood, matey!

Brace yourselves! There be the rocky shores of the Humorless Isles ahead!

[SummonLemming]

I get seasick... Can I have a barf bag?

Erm. Anyways, glad that somebody is watching us, don't really think we needed one, but, y'know.. It's nice to have somebody watching over us. With an iron fist. YAY, IRON FIST!

[SnapSlav]

Well, I'm more than pleasantly amused that our friendly neighborhood slavemaster here has a sense of humor. It's almost as if he can't bow to the restrictions of taking comments personally. Brilliant...

[SaroDarksbane]

It's almost as if he can't bow to the restrictions of taking comments personally. Brilliant...
That was perhaps the most complex sentence ever contructed. What the heck does that mean?
:y-crazy:

[BraveLiver]

Does this mean that this forum has a mod?


'Don't do drugs: The world's funny enough as it is.'

[Kingcrazygenius]

That was perhaps the most complex sentence ever contructed. What the heck does that mean?
:y-crazy:

Apparently he thinks you a hypocrite. Smite him now.

[SuRReAL OrC]

Smite him! *stomp, stomp* Smite him! *stomp, stomp* Smite him! *stomp, stomp*

[SnapSlav]

Apparently he thinks you a hypocrite. Smite him now.
You never fail to attempt to convince others that I said things that in reality I actually didn't, do you? I was actually saying that he seems to have the inhuman capability of looking at trash and laughing about it, without exploding. I know when I see filth that it pisses me off, so when I see threads that just scream "spam!" I avoid them like the plague. Like the burping naga/shaving humans thread. God, that thing was so pointless... I'm glad I only saw it after it was closed... Anyway, what I meant was that to ignore blatant cruelty, which Saro seems to be capable of (ignoring it, that is), is a commendable, and mind-boggling quality. So whilst I don't like the idea of a mod here, I'm happy he doesn't look like an iron-fisted fiend either...

[Kingcrazygenius]

You never fail to attempt to convince others that I said things that in reality I actually didn't, do you? I was actually saying that he seems to have the inhuman capability of looking at trash and laughing about it, without exploding. I know when I see filth that it pisses me off, so when I see threads that just scream "spam!" I avoid them like the plague. Like the burping naga/shaving humans thread. God, that thing was so pointless... I'm glad I only saw it after it was closed... Anyway, what I meant was that to ignore blatant cruelty, which Saro seems to be capable of (ignoring it, that is), is a commendable, and mind-boggling quality. So whilst I don't like the idea of a mod here, I'm happy he doesn't look like an iron-fisted fiend either...

See Saro? He think's you are too weak to mod. He openly mocks you.

[SuRReAL OrC]

Here we go again...........Now, now ladies, calm down. :toothy:

[SaroDarksbane]

Anyway, what I meant was that to ignore blatant cruelty, which Saro seems to be capable of (ignoring it, that is), is a commendable, and mind-boggling quality. So whilst I don't like the idea of a mod here, I'm happy he doesn't look like an iron-fisted fiend either...
Well, thanks!

I've also been pleased with this forum lately. No one's stepped over the line, and I haven't had to lift a finger. This makes your dictator-for-life very happy. Extra cookies for everyone!

[Kingcrazygenius]

Well, thanks!

I've also been pleased with this forum lately. No one's stepped over the line, and I haven't had to lift a finger. This makes your dictator-for-life very happy. Extra cookies for everyone!

You all hear that? He thinks us a bunch of mindless cattle, ripe for the slaughter. SLAUGHTER I SAY!

mmm...slaughter...

[IlidanStormrage]

Mmm... cookies
Mmm... Slaughter

Now I'm hungry.

[SuRReAL OrC]

Did someone say cookies? Hehehe.......Hahaha.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*munches on a cookie* (For the 50th time)

[KrewL RaiN]

Cookies make the one above my post rather crazy :y-crazy:

Hmmmmm this doent feel like a dictatorship, the Saro speads the <3 not :y-evil:


:lol:

[deadhand13]

BBeeeeeeeeefffffffff...........huuuummmmmmaaaannnn ..........stttttttuuuuuuuffffff. This thread has now been officially hijacked. EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND!!!

[SuRReAL OrC]

*Drops on belly on ground* *eats a cookie*


I was tempted to copy and paste '*eats cookie*' many, many times. But no, that would anger people.

[Willow]

seconded...i'm very hungry...*steals everyones cookies* *sees massive mob of angry people* *gives back cookies*

wait...how did we get onto cookiez anyway...

[Kingcrazygenius]

KR posted here, cookies follow.

[Bartuc the 1st]

cookies=cookie monster
if barney was a dinosar[t-rex specificly] why was he made of cloth?
and how come he is short?
with his stuby little legs that make u want to push him?
and how come he never eats the kid?
or does he?
they DO replace the cast once in a while......midnight snack?
muches cookie yum
buu will make cookies for everyone or from every one :bigclap:

[yunn]

Barney is not a dinosaur. He is satan.

Please give me back my cellphone, whoever you are that took it. :cry:

[SummonLemming]

Sorry, yunn. Unforunately, I dropped it off my airplane at 30,000 feet.


*Gives remains to yunn*

[deadhand13]

:chomp: (cookie monster inpression) cookies good!

[Aj Windshadow]

woah saro got his dictatorship flamed anywhoo hwo made him the mod dude

[Willow]

Saro's been mod for...about 15months isn't it?

and who flamed him~?

[Kingcrazygenius]

Ralfy, Ici isn't a dude. She's a dudette.

[Diskordjah]

question is, how did Ralfie get on this side of the electric fence at all, and how do we fix that problem?

[Kingcrazygenius]

I suggest a whale prod. It's like a cattle prod, but really really big.

[SnapSlav]

Bah! Technology only rues the good old fasioned way of doing things! We need no electric fence, nor a gigantic electric prod of any sort, variety, or size. Just a good old fasioned circle of whale oil and gasoline lit on fire. Much harder to get past. If the flames don't get 'em, the smoke will!

[Aj Windshadow]

btw is saro mod of this forum??? i didnt know that i thought this forum didnt have a mod thats why we have so many spammers.

[Arakash]

question is, how did Ralfie get on this side of the electric fence at all, and how do we fix that problem?
Next time, turn the power on too =p

[KrewL RaiN]

Hmmmmmmmmmm he could of dug a hole under the fence. I say this forum be upgraded with lazer sentry turrets :bigclap:

[g00d4n0thing]

Must we construct a skull statue for our great dictator? O.o

[Willow]

no. but i agree KR, but why not get uber trippy shrooms of d00my trippyness.

[Romanov77]

Ehm...what the hell means that "The end is nigh" announcement??

[Lord Kil'jaeden]

Prepare yourselves. The apocolypse is coming!

Maybe it is related to the errors that seems to occur in this forum since some time and that will certainly lead to some forum correction/server adjustment/worse..
Maybe it is related to all those "end of the world" rumours that people on the internet like to spread about Toutatis (http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/toutatis_flyby_040927.html)

But actually, the real question would be what is an "apocolypse" ?
I never heard about this word :)

[Reign of Kalos]

Ehm...what the hell means that "The end is nigh" announcement??
Methinks that someone might have been playing doom 3 too much...

Mods gone mad?

[KrewL RaiN]

You should of been here last night, the forums were insanly ****ed up and accounts like mine were screwed up thanks to flood controll, posts ended up in the middle of threads and even making a new account was a screwy process.....

[Diskordjah]

it was actually kinda enjoyable =/

[SummonLemming]

Enjoyable? You find comeplete and utter chaos 'enjoyable'?


COOL!

[Aj Windshadow]

is DE banned ? or did he just quit
wtf is end is nigh ??

[Diskordjah]

Enjoyable? You find comeplete and utter chaos 'enjoyable'?


COOL!

you couldnt figure that out from me name? :y-wink2:

[yunn]

I could've sworn I posted this after the post by SummonLemming:

After all it IS his name.Or was I dreaming/living in alternate realities? This forum apocalypse is affecting my real life as well, dang it!

[Kingcrazygenius]

you couldnt figure that out from me name? :y-wink2:

People are just that stupid.

[Romanov77]

Those periodical forum crashes drive me crazy...

[KrewL RaiN]

And to what I see, too the looks of it, Saro, Dragnslicer, Warskull and Hiro have lost there mod powers. They are not on the mod list and not in the moderators colum in the forum index. Rush was on today I dunno if he would relly nuke the mods, I hope this is just a tiny glitch or somthing :y-candle:

[Romanov77]

I think we'd better start to collecting our contacts such Emails and Msn address...

All the recent happenings reminds me of the old Great Forum Crash...

[Reign of Kalos]

Yeah, that thing lasted weeks, and then everyone lost thier accounts at the end of it. That sucked bad.

[Kingcrazygenius]

Only for people like you who take a year to get 1000 posts :lol:

[Lord Kil'jaeden]

/me read again the whole New Lore Thread before this world is burned again.

[Blastcan]

So you mean the site isn't dead yet?

[Inquisistor7]

It's not quite dead, I think it might pull through.

Seriously though, things seem to be declining, but maybe the release of WoW will revitalize interest. Eitehr that or it will draw people to WoW forums.

[yunn]

The forums aren't fun anymore. There're too many crashes and 'maintenance' going on. Perhaps it is time.

[Kingcrazygenius]

Plus all these new people keep coming. Freaking losers.

[KrewL RaiN]

The forums aren't fun anymore. There're too many crashes and 'maintenance' going on. Perhaps it is time.

Yeah its quite annoying right now :y-mm:

[SummonLemming]

Bug, if you're trying to prove a point, you're only proving that you're an immature stubborn dumbass.

[Romanov77]

The boards needs a huge purge... too much scum...

[yunn]

The ignore function is awesome. I can't see the post between KR's and lemming's. :smug:

[Diskordjah]

aah... uuh... there si no post there, thats why?

[yunn]

oh.

and i thought they upgraded the ignore function... there was a post there the other day, and it's rubbish, so i decided to put it in the ignore list. there was a stub of it left, and later it was gone... cool

[varulf]

by the way, what happened to all the threads? Most of the seem to be removed from this forum.

[Kingcrazygenius]

Rush hates us obviously.

[Romanov77]

I hope that this "purge" was unintentional...

[Lord Kil'jaeden]

/me read again the whole New Lore Thread before this world is burned again.

I knew something like that would happen, fortunately i have read again the whole thread, now it has been purged, i hope that my bad memory will keep all the infos :) .

The Lore thread was just the most interesting thread from this forum with lot of warcraft lore new and old infos, maybe the only thread that i posted in +/- regularly, there were no attachments, as all screens were linked.

but they decided to let the starcraft 2 thread alive in this warcraft SP forum, so all is good

[Kingcrazygenius]

I didn't think he'd get rid of posts that were still on the first page. What's up with that?

[Romanov77]

Yeah, the loss new lore thread is a great damage...

[Reign of Kalos]

What the hell? They nuked the SPF, but kept the 'oh so useful' backlogs on the off topic forum? Madness! What were they thinking, that 132 pages of "The corrupt wish game" from last year is more useful than half the stuff we have?

[Purplebeard]

I'm sure this wasn't intentional, and I hope the lost threads can be salvaged. Then again, Rush could have misjudged our situation since there haven't been many active threads lately. Of course, this still doesn't explain why the most popular thread has been removed.

[yunn]

I wouldn't mind if they deleted ALL the threads save the New Lore Thread. What good are threads like bago's quest, and starcraft 2, and even the locked threads.... wtf...

[Aj Windshadow]

Well it was the only thing they thought, that would wake the SPF from its slumber !!
where were you guys the SPF seems to be dead !!
and hey what happened to Nephalim and iceciala (sp?) ??

[yunn]

don't blame us for not being here. we have normal lives ya know... if we login and see the forum server down, we can't wait all day for it to come back online....

[Aj Windshadow]

Not you, the SPF never has new posts now or new threads, something seems to have happened, guess everybody is playing WoW. Many regulars havent even visited i guess like neph and ici.

KCG :not all newcomers are bad, personally i think spam has become wide spread cause of people who spam alot and become well known oldies ( too many to give examples, but moslty surreal, krewl or atl)
I avoid 1337 talk and try be useful most of the time....

[Kingcrazygenius]

Nephalim goes to some sort of school and possibly has a job also. I assume the same of Ici. Notice that Lunar Falls hasn't been updated since like July.

[yunn]

Not you, the SPF never has new posts now or new threads, something seems to have happened, guess everybody is playing WoW. Many regulars havent even visited i guess like neph and ici.Well, I honestly feel myself coming here less and less because of the server. Once I see the "server is down" message, I won't bother to come back here until the next day or later.

[Blastcan]

Well, I honestly feel myself coming here less and less because of the server. Once I see the "server is down" message, I won't bother to come back here until the next day or later.

I'm about ready to turn around and never come back. This site is supported by a Cydoor ad.

[Inquisistor7]

This whole place has been in decline, as we all know. I often wonder how much longer it can last.

[Reign of Kalos]

The FFF is on it's last legs now, all the good stories were wiped (Odd Bedfellows!!! Not again! Rowan7's work was trashed too). This netwrok is in dire need of some sort of revitalisation. It's like the whole place has been splintered off into seperate factions. No real whole community going.

[KaySeaGee]

Yeah, and that wonderful poster Kingcrazygenius got banned for three days again.

What has come of these forums of which I have just joined and do not wish of any attention towards me.

[Inquisistor7]

The FFF is on it's last legs now, all the good stories were wiped (Odd Bedfellows!!! Not again! Rowan7's work was trashed too). This netwrok is in dire need of some sort of revitalisation. It's like the whole place has been splintered off into seperate factions. No real whole community going.

Yeah, it turns out that just before the forums were devestated I had heard of Rowan Seven' great works, so I wasn't able to read 'em. Odd Bedfellows was another great loss. Perhaps Sumi will repost it someday...Anyway, Bullroarer still posts frequently in the FFF, and I am doing what I can with my story, so it still has some life left in it, not to mention the various other new works and assorted poems that come down the line.

[BraveLiver]

I just started writing there, well, if you call that 'writing'. I think FFF needs more posts, not more threads.

[Inquisistor7]

Well, yeah, but at least there are still people dedicated enough to write stories and all that. Though I would almost kill for more feedback.

[Grt490]

Quick question, does our friendly dictator currently have mod powers back?

[Inquisistor7]

I don't think so. The only people with mod powers, I'm prety sure, are Rush and HiroHito.

[mojojojomo]

And the Returned Lord KCG. Saro has pretty much left the forums anyway.

[Kingcrazygenius]

Lord KCG?

Nonono, doesn't work that way. I am a King named Crazy who is part of the Genius family.

[mojojojomo]

Lord and King*

[Kingcrazygenius]

Let's throw Baron in there for good measure.

Although I did lose my mod powers a great deal of time ago.

[SaroDarksbane]

Quick question, does our friendly dictator currently have mod powers back?
I am Mod! Hear me roar!




. . .




Rawr!

[Romanov77]

Is Saro still around??

[socal]

I saw him do drugs the other night, and it was looking like powder...
No seriously, he still lurks the OTF and sometimes he posts there as well.

[Romanov77]

Good to know that we are still "moderated"...

[Kingcrazygenius]

Moderation is not my cup of tea.

I prefer extremes.

[DriftingSpirit]

Well, after two years of using the forums default avators, I finally got my own for once. Now I'm missing my old avatar abit, so what'd you guys think of my new avatar?

[socal]

Is it Sephiroth? Its kinda nice. Im not into ´anime´, but it looks like some dude from a movie or a game.

[DriftingSpirit]

Eh... no. neither am i into it, only Flak is. (reminds me of the days back on AIM how I made fun of him... Wow, come to think of it, it's pretty ironic now.)

That's Xehenort, from Kingdom Hearts. The last boss of Kingdom Hearts 1 and his Nobody (a special term used in game, meaning sort've like his double, a second him that doesn't truely exist,) is the last boss of Kingdom Hearts 2. Funny how the last boss seems to be the weakest boss for Kingdom Hearts 1.

Anyway, I'm not putting this on just because of the recent Kingdom Hearts flow, or the whole Kingdom Hearts 2 thing. I've been a Kingdom Hearts fan even before Kingdom Hearts 1 even hit the stores, I'm the true fan that's been sticking around waiting for the game since 2000.

[dudesdude]

i can roar better than saro





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p.s.im no pro at this,so it is horrible,but i can roar,eh?

[DriftingSpirit]

what did you draw? ....... If you look at it sideways, look somewhat like the bottom of a keyblade... just alittle...

[dudesdude]

i drew "roar" except real big and it screwed up

[DriftingSpirit]

Can't tell it's a roar at all...